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youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

(Source: aspirinorpizza, via modernmethadone)

big-ending:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

(Source: reddit.com, via lieutenantlaser)

sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

(via rebel-from-the-waistdown)

If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.

(Source: temperare-te, via modernmethadone)

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

(via lahmps)

coolboyclub:

Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.

Hehe water tastes good

(via loonygoon)

marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

(via speedyssandwichbar)

thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

(via lahmps)

(Source: vinebox, via lahmps)

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

(via modernmethadone)