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do canadians even have any other sports besides hockey

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raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

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"I am under no obligation to make sense to you."

Neil DeGrasse Tyson  (via jolinxo)

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"My parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat."

For him" series #2 (via unpoeticheartbreak)

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legfruit:

tips for future college kids!!

- i dont have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends

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"The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away."

Pablo Picasso (via bnwxx)

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Can this be added to the post with the creepy Easter Bunnies?

Can this be added to the post with the creepy Easter Bunnies?

kegelgod:

wanderlustforlifexx:

snapfordakids:

this is too much right now.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

the curve is strong with him

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