i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience
"If I’m ever arguing with her mom, I just look down and remind myself that this beautiful woman gave me this beautiful child. And this child doesn’t care who’s right or who’s wrong, all she cares about is that mommy and daddy are there."
"He makes me want to know about little things, so that I can teach him. Like when we sit by this lake, I wish I knew what kind of turtle that was, so I could tell him. And I want to figure out what kind of duck that is, so I can tell him all about it the next time we come." "What do you want most for him?" "Whatever his dreams are, I’m down to ride for him." "What’s your biggest fear for him?" "That he won’t try. If he doesn’t try, I’ll be hurt. Cause then we’ll never know how far he’d get."